Craigslist, MASTERS of understatement

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 01/28/2016 at 10:27 • Filed to: None

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“I have a stock 2000 Impreza 2.5rs that needs some work”

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/5422024310…

CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 10:29

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you want to do that work?

MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2016 at 10:31

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well.... not THAT work. But I’d happily swap all the parts into a cheap shell :D

negotiate them both down a little, and maybe walk off with a nice 2.5RS for about $1k less than their typically going rate AND have a fun few weekends transferring parts. I do enjoy a project

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/5408851029…

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 10:34

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1st picture

“Man that’s clean. Wonder what needs work?”

Looks at next picture

“Oh”

Nonster > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 10:35

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That’ll buff out

Lmao, I love that the first pic is the good side. Actually you should get it, put a cage in it, and rally the piss out of it

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 10:37

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I thought that said “bloomfield” for a second and I was going to jump out of bed and go find this....but now I can only laugh from afar

BarryDanger > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 10:42

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You know what must be done.

MonkeePuzzle > BarryDanger 01/28/2016 at 10:56

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them Duke boys sure got an upgrade in car!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 10:56

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“It’ll buff out”

MonkeePuzzle > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/28/2016 at 10:56

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you buy it, I’ll road trip it out to you. You gotta agree to pay any fines I get from police deeming it unroadworthy though :P

Invinciblejets > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 11:03

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Those new tires tho....

Tohru > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 11:32

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It’s pre-broken. So you can flog the bejeezus out of it and not feel bad.

At least he didn’t go full Treequinox on it.

MonkeePuzzle > Tohru 01/28/2016 at 11:35

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this picture makes me a little ill! I can just imagine the feelings they had sliding across that grass towards the tree!

WiscoProud > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 01/28/2016 at 12:15

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That’s pretty funny. At least he posted a picture of the damage instead of leaving it out I guess

Autofixation > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 12:39

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I just want the front seats, wheels, brakes, suspension, steering wheel, engine, and transmission for my 2000 Impreza OBS.

pjhusa > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 12:44

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Ran when parked.

MonkeePuzzle > pjhusa 01/28/2016 at 12:46

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claims is still runs, I dont doubt it

MonkeePuzzle > Autofixation 01/28/2016 at 12:47

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and what better way to get it all than to buy a running but ugly car. I did the exact thing for the my civic, I bought a rolled SI for all its better goodies and put them on my DX

Autofixation > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 12:54

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Nice!

wiffleballtony > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 14:31

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These are the same people who think a few means a dozen and people who think just a bite of your dessert means half.

Tohru > MonkeePuzzle 01/28/2016 at 23:15

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The last thing to go through his mind at the point of impact was the door glass.

... that’s a lie, the driver lived with minor injuries.